A Catastrophic Spelling Mishap
Not long ago I was reading thread on a naval history forum that discussed a proposal by the German Navy to use their Biber midget submarines in the Mediterranean Sea as well as for local defense. Attacks were contemplated on Alexandria as well as some other North African harbors.
Unfortunately the thread initiator made an error which rather derailed the thread....
Surprises: Attack on Titan has lots of them,. Gargantia on the Verduous Planet has surprises too, but they are usually of an entirely different sort.... more...
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As they say on Twitter, "Gargantia:
even if you have no marketable skills, you can find love with an underage exotic dancer".
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at Wed May 15 10:49:34 2013 (RqRa5)
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Yeah.
Regards the latest episode.
That whole bit in the restaurant was...odd. I actually did a double take wondering if it really was them because it seemed to make no sense that it was.
They did mentioned earlier that they were doing a dance 'for the festival' but I'm still not seeing how that cameo makes any sense...
...unless Pete's assessment is correct.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Wed May 15 12:20:00 2013 (F7DdT)
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OK I just rewatched it...It's a cafe in a food COURT and the stage act IS part of the run up to the festival. (God knows what the main act was). I was confused because most of the actual festival takes place off camera.
It was still a bit gratuitous.
Though not as gratuitous as the "SEE!? WE'RE HIP! WE HAVE GAYS!!1!! AND THEY'RE ALL OVER THE TOP QUEENS BECAUSE....GAAAY!!. LOOK AT OUR CRAZY GAY PEOPLE. THE'VE GOTTEN OUT OF THE GAY CAGE!! WE'RE EDGY! IT'S NOT ASSAULT BECAUSE...THEY'RE GAY...SO THEY CAN'T HELP IT. IT'S FUNNY. AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU'RE A H8ER UNLIKE US BECAUSE
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Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Wed May 15 13:13:39 2013 (F7DdT)
The series is set so far in the future it could be an evolved chipmunk or a gene modded chinchilla. It looks more like a cross between a Delmarva fox squirrel and a flying squirrel given the pointy ears.
I probably should have said flying squirellish indicator of female lead status.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Thu May 16 07:54:45 2013 (F7DdT)
One day, long ago, the world ended.
Huge giants just showed up and started...eating people. This seems to have coincided with a near complete technological collapse as society is now sporting renaissance era tech.
Society, furthermore now consists of a walled area of Europe that looks to be a bit smaller than Andorra. The walls, over 150 feet high seem impervious to the giants. As a hedge, there have been built two secondary walls protecting progressively smaller areas. For 100 years there have been no breaches and humanity has developed a sort of pleasant if neurotic normalcy within its' prison.
Within this womb of denial reside these three young misfits. Left to right we have...
Not Pictured: The high-octane-nightmare-fuel they are witnessing.
Armin, a bookish nerd who dreams of seeing the outside world.This heretical notion as well as his socially unacceptable belief that humanity is becoming too complacent about its tenuous hold on existence gets him beat up a lot. Fortunately for his longevity he is friends with... Erun, an athletic young man, who excels at fisticuffs and hangs out with the wrong sort of people (see above). As a result of this antisocial influence he has read the forbidden geography book Armin has squirreled away and dreams of seeing the ocean. When he gets old enough, he wants to join the Reconnaissance forces and explore the outside world. His parents do not approve, as the recon forces have a horriffic attrition rate. He's something of a hothead with a bit more idealism than sense. fortunately this is often tempered by his close proximity to... Mikasa, an orphan who is his adopted sister. Her parents were refugees from some mysterious, far away land called "Asia" so naturally, this being anime, she is cool as a cucumber and good at everything. Having suffered through great loss, she does NOT want to loose her adoptive family and she strives to assist in extricating Erun from his many self-inflicted challenges with a fervor that borders on co-dependency.
Well, as you can see from the expressions on our protagonists faces, in the course of the first episode things go downright pear shaped.
OK, the end of episode 1 and most of episode 2 involve a
particularly large giant 3-5 times as big as any others showing up and
kicking in the gate to the walled territory. The smaller giants then swarm
into the city where they begin devouring the populace. Meanwhile, the
military, who would find this situation tough in the best of times, is
very nearly useless due to having become complacent and confident behind
their walls. The soldiers are routed and most that are not devoured
flee. A few take the time to to assist the civilians like Hannes here.
We
first saw him in episode 1 drunk at his post and generally not
displaying a good military bearing. In episode 2 he runs in to engage a
giant, takes one look at it, realizes he is drunk, unfit to fight and
heads for the hills. However, he somewhat redeems himself when he
returns to save the kids, wrenching them from their mother as they
attempt to extricate her from the rubble of their house. He pulls them
out kicking and screaming as the giant he did not engage devours their
mother in front of them*. (I'll spare you the screen cap).
As
mentioned before there are 3 walls. They are called Rose, Maria and
Sina...in the course of episodes 1&2 the territory between Rose and
Maria is overrun. The gates of Wall Maria have to be closed to save
those inside and 1/3 of the human population is lost.
* We see Hannes later in episode 4. He's still the same friendly guy, but he's gotten his act together and has become the very demanding captain of the gate guard for Wall Maria. Hannes is determined to never repeat his mistakes and ensure others don't either. An interesting theme of redemption from a frequently dystopic show.
Attack on Titan actually has had quite a bit to say about the
dangers of complacency, the utter contempt ruling elites can develop for
those in the hinterlands, the necessity of freedom in healthy human
development and the cancerous rot that results from its absence...and it
often says them in the most graphically unsettling ways possible.
This show has has some extraordinarily disturbing visuals. If it were a live action film it might get an NC-17 rating. There is just something nightmarish on a primal level about people being eaten by big, naked, implacable giants that look like otaku.
Actually, nightmarish doesn't begin to describe it.
This is a gut wrenching show and difficult to watch but it is actually pretty interesting.
With a structure, that evolves into something very much like a war story, it successfully captures the horror and dread of going into combat in a way that few shows have. The show is full of surprises and there's already been some decent character development. I do like the fact that Erun, while very much a shonen lead arch-type is NOT possessed of some awesome power and is not really the best at anything...getting by instead on his wits and tenacity.
Episode three has a 5 year time skip. There is a brief flashback revealing that due to most of the croplands being between Maria and Rose there was a famine. This was alleviated by the straightforward method of organizing the adult males fom the overrun portion into a militia and sending them out with a small military force and some engineers to retake the occupied territories...and then locking the gate.
Other than that 3 and 4 are boot camp stories. Our heroes have enlisted and the cast triples in size as they deal with basic training and exposition on the shows signature martial art, a complex ballet involving swords and swinging through the air on wires. The other takeaway is that while one can apply for any position one wants. only the top 10 percent can get into the military police, only those with the best academic scores can get into the gate guards (it involves engineering) and the lowest performing end up in either the scouts or the regular guard force. This, as Erun points out is in fact ass backwards as everyone is striving to hone their giant killing skills to get as far as possible away from the giants in the interior compound. The front-line troops are set up to fail.
Erun, to the astonishment of everyone (except Mikasa and Arun, who know he's a loon) signs up for the Recon forces he strove so long to join. When questioned on the sanity of this he gives an impassioned speech that inspires several others to do so as well. Graduation day comes and the cadets are running about their duties on the wall in anticipation of their new assignments, when a 60 meter giant just...sort of...teleports in and kicks down the gate to Wall Maria.
And then things get bad....
Be advised that Attack on Titan does not shirk from showing women perishing in combat with all the same gruesomeness as the men. However, the series has several likeable and strong female characters, including Potato Girl here.
"Why yes. My name actually IS Potato Girl. You gotta problem with that?"
5 episodes in the show has really caught my interest and has a lot of potential. I intend to keep watching in the hope it lives up to it. I'm certainly looking forward to episode 6 because episode 5 seems to be taking the show in a very unusual direction.....
.No really...I GOTTA SEE EPISODE SIX!
Unfortunately, as I type this Crunchyroll has announced that...
Due to a materials delay, episode 6 will be delayed
Ghaa!
UPDATE: Well they finally showed number 6.
That was downright Wheadonesque.
This show is brutal but it is genuinely surprising me. At this point things have progressed so far that a more detailed & spoileriffic summary is really needed to discuss the show.
The reason for the stress regards Episode 6 was that Episode 5 ended on what I assumed was a cliffhanger.
In episode 5:
The Giants began flooding the city, but this time the military engaged with great determination and discipline albeit to little effect. However, Erun's team was completely green. When one of them was eaten, he rushed in rashly to avenge his fallen comrade, and his team followed him in support. Things went south very quickly as they ended up surrounded. Armin saw something particularly horrific and his brain went into BSOD mode. Erun was gravely injured and several of the likeable characters we'd come to know got eaten....including Armin...however Armin is a Player Character, is in the credits and that just cant stand so Erun overcame the pain of his missing foot and did a completely improbable rescue from the closing mouth of the Giant pulling Armin free!.....
However, this left him in a rather tenuous position...
Of course Erun is the main character. He has dreams and aspirations. His shirt is not red and....oh.
...and then our hero was bitten in half and swallowed. (Roll Credits)
Thus the anticipation of...
Episode 6:
I expected a cop out of some sort in this episode but...no...To my astonishment it appears that the protagonist is still quite dead!
The episode begins with some other soldiers who have stumbled upon the random crumbs of Erun's team which consist of lots of blood, Eruns hand and a catatonic Armin. Armin recovers enough to travel but is haunted by survivors guilt which is further fanned by one of the less likeable rescuers.
He advances to the rear and along the way finds progressively more disturbing imagery that forces him to confront the do or die nature of the world.
The rest of episode 6 is mostly a Mikasa story and between her kicking ass and dispensing justice....
...there is also a brief flashback to the murder of her parents*. This was an
incident in which Erun had saved her when he was 9 years old. She
immediately returned the favor. At the end of the episode she volunteers
to assist the units that are left behind and runs to check on Erun and
Armin's unit, unaware of the grim news she is about to receive.
Wow.
That was QUITE unexpected.
The closest thing I've seen to this was the opening episode of Gai Rei Zero which was an intentional misdirection, but that was only one episode.
This drives home a point that does not get enough attention in movies....
Those rows of crosses at Arlington and other war graves, the people under them were not supporting characters or supernumeraries. They were human beings with dreams, hopes ambition and just as much to contribute as anyone.
Erun has been the lead, the focus and the glue for the cast for 5 whole episodes. This is a remarkable decision and potentially quite interesting. The secondary characters are all quite quirky and this presumably means that Potato Girl and company will have more of a chance to shine.
This IS Studio IG so I assume that Mikasa will be the lead if anyone is. However I'm through assuming with this show.
* We also learn that even when the entirety of humanity is at the absolute end of it's rope and restricted to one tiny corner of the planet, there will still be pervy white guys willing to pay top dollar for an Asian chick.
Also this fellow who brought an M-5 Stuart to a pumpkin shoot.
Sadly, there were no 37mm pumpkins available, so he lost.
There's a fellow out past Zuni who has a Stuart that is apparently road (but not highway) legal, though that legality may be dependent on rural exemptions for farm equipment. . There's another Stuart in Crewe in front of the firehouse that at least for a time was hooked up to a radar gun and would train it's 37mm on and track speeding cars.
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I think they are 30mm RARDENs, but they may well be big paintball guns.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Sat May 11 17:19:53 2013 (F7DdT)
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After some googling, it looks like those are FV432s, originally with 30mm autocannon mounts. RARDEN, as you said. But it looks like they modified the mounts to take 40mm paintball cannon. I hope they require players to button up before they disengage safeties, a 40mm paintball round still looks like it might seriously mess up a person hanging out of a hatch.
Posted by: Mitch H. at Mon May 13 15:11:59 2013 (jwKxK)
Did I Think That, or Did I Post That?
Due to the unanticipated cram session, aside from a brief nap in the car, I got no sleep from Sunday morning until Tuesday. Tuesday night my attempt at sleep was thwarted by the vast quantities of espressos and other caffeine delivery methods I'd partaken of over the previous days. Wednesday, I had to work late, had niece duty and caught up on current events...which, along with lingering caffeine had me staring at the ceiling in dread after I went to bed. Thursday, I took all manner of caffeine to keep from falling asleep on the way to work which kept me up most of that night as well. By yesterday I was punchy and stupid but too wired to sleep. Various chores and errands as well as an ill-conceived desire to celebrate my matriculation kept me up till a bit after 11pm by which time I think I'd had less than 5 hours of sleep all week.
I woke up today at quarter to noon.
Ahhhhh....Sleeep.
Everything looks more colorful now.
I felt so much better as I drank my coffee and pondered my day...except for this silly nagging fear that....(checks SENT folder) .
..oh %$#!
...oh dear.
..Yes indeed.
Ray Harryhausen
Ray Harryhausen died Tuesday in London aged 92. He was a genius who really helped to perfect the stop motion techniques pioneered by his mentor Willis O'Brien.
In 1953 he did an expanded adaptation of Ray Bradbury's short story "The Foghorn" which became The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms. That film spawned the whole giant atomic monster genre of the 1950's including a Japanes film that was in some ways a re-imagining of the Harryhausen film...I seem to recall it began with a "G".
Harryhausen brought much magic to the screen in a series of modestly budgeted but exquisitely produced films in the the 50's and '60s, and was still doing effects work into the early '80s.
Ahem.
Just because something was published in 1957 does not actually make it "work-safe".
The word(s) work-safe means something.
I'm pretty sure that it's definition does NOT encompass burlesque .gifs in the old movie .gif thread.
The amazing thing was that this did not appear to just be a troll. This actually started a "conversation" where the poster seemed to think that "If it's from 1957 it CAN'T be pr0n"...."DUDE, it's Black and White!".
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Wed May 8 01:08:51 2013 (PiXy!)
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I spent a merry hour paging through Ueyama's blog, collecting some very nice pictures of miniskirted pirates, alien cat girls, a certain robotic maid, and some aptly-described SAOppai. His various attempts at detailed muscular definition didn't work for me, but the soft-and-cuddly stuff was quite pleasant. Catgirl Chiaki for the win.
-j
Posted by: J Greely at Thu May 9 15:19:19 2013 (fpXGN)
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You got me curious, so I just took a look. I saw Mahoro, a couple of girls from Dog Days, and some girls from Senran Kagura.
The Hoyt PrincipleSarah Hoyt has explained College Faculties (and I’m sad to say a lot of
College Republicans) big "L†libertarians, the sad state of both Anime
and American Comic Books, the Air Force, Climate Gate, Young Earth
Creationism, Birthers, Truthers, Todd Akin, The View and quite possibly
New Coke.
Go read the whole thing
This shall be called the Hoyt Principle and I strongly urge everyone
to learn from it, for to fail to do so is the first step on the path to
perdition and madness.
One of the Brickmuppet's Crack Team of Science Babes brings news of
reusable launch vehicles from Texas. Space-X has, for some time been
testing their launcher recovery system. We mentioned it in passing here.
This particular test is interesting because not only does it have accompaniment by Johhny Cash, it also took place on a very windy day, indicating that this really may be doable. Future launches will take place at White Sands Missile Range and aim for incrementally greater altitudes and speeds. Subsequent test rigs will be retracting their legs and it is planned late this year or early next to have the thing go hypersonic before returning!
20% Mortality?
China is confirming that the H7N9 strain of Bird Flu has jumped to people. They are reporting 108 cases of which 22 have been fatalities. A 20% mortality rate is alarming as it equals or exceeds the the lethality of the 1918 pandemic.
The official line in China is that there is no direct evidence of Human-Human transmission. However, the CDC website indicates that a number of the patients have had no contact with poultry or livestock. The Wikipedia page says that this is true for over 50% of patients, but provides no sourcing for that figure.
Note that even if it is a P2P bug the 20% mortality figure may be inflated if, for instance, the only people diagnosed thus far are those who were already exceptionally ill.
Bird flu is always worrying but we get a scare like this every year or so and it should be remembered that the awful flu we got this winter hit with no warning. So just take this as a reminder that things can go pear shaped at any time and it's good to have ones disaster season supplies in order.
It's even better not to dispair.
So cheer up.
With that in mind, here is some cheer brought to you by the color pink.
Cheerful young lady trying to blend pink and teal is Megumi from GJ-Club.
The Great Twitter Hack Scam of 2013
So by now most people have heard that a fake tweet from the Associated Press said that there were explosions at the White House.
Aiee! President Biden!
Well, Zero Hedge has tracked activity in the stock Market during that brief moment of confusion....wow! Looks like someone just happened to be ready to pounce and made out like a bandit in those three minutes. All the people who'd set their accounts to dump in the event of a crash...well they got hosed.
ZH has another short article on this here where they look at the implications for just how fragile the current rally is.
Though I've heard conflicting reports regards their veracity.
Still...do want.
UPDATE: OK. After some digging and the rather belated realization that Miyata is an anagram of Tamiya (thanks to Rick in the comments) I've determined that a company called Platz, IS releasing some Girls und Panzer kits.
However, this epic "box art" is unofficial and produced by a PixiV artist who goes by the handle of sdkfz221.
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That is some gorgeous artwork - thank you for posting it!.
These look like well-made parodies though (I'll give them the benefit of the doubt, that they're not pirate-kit boxart from certain places that shall go nameless). The kitmaker is Tamiya, not Miyata, and the stars are flipped upside-down compared to the real company.
The good news is that there are GuP tank kits out there... if an $80 model kit appeals.
Posted by: Rick at Mon Apr 22 22:03:53 2013 (e3hYu)
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I'm pretty sure that the 75mm gunner is normally at the other end of her gun. (I don't think they're actually at battle stations.) With a six person crew I'll cut the artist some slack
Also:
"For your cruel indifference to our well being...you must face the ChenSaw!"
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Tue Apr 23 16:16:25 2013 (F7DdT)
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The one sitting on the 75 is the driver, Karina.
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FWIW, Tamiya has had their own kawaiiko mascot for decades now. Back in the 1980's, they would run full-page ads in RC car magazines, with their spokesman spokesgirl Moko-chan and her bunny rabbit sidekick giving "lectures" about how to get the most from your radio-controlled model car, and how to upgrade with all the latest Tamiya gizmos. You could even get limited-edition decal sets of her to decorate your RC car.
Posted by: Peter the Not-so-Great at Tue Apr 23 19:01:26 2013 (ElBzz)
Wonders of the Internet
While perusing the comments at Chisumatic, I recently discovered that this internet thing is even more awesome than I was previously aware.
The title of the international version will be Starblazers 2199.
Oh Fabrijous DAY!
This is interesting as Star Blazers was the release name of the show in the US and Canada. Several of the name changes in the US version like renaming the ship itself ARGO were actually done by the Japanese creators. I 've gushed excessively about the old show and the remake several times before but it really is good.
Yamato 2199 has managed to remain quite faithful to the original while adding quite a few surprises for those familiar with the show.
The premise of the show is straightforward enough.
Earth discovers
that it is not alone in the universe...8 years later the aggressive
interstellar empire Earth encountered has brought humanity to the brink
of extinction. The planets surface is rendered uninhabitable by a
combination of constant bombardment, radiation and invasive alien plants that have absorbed
most of the oceans...and still the aliens attack. At this dark hour, the earth is contacted
by another alien race which offers them a device that can restore their
planet. Unfortunately, it won't fit on the blockade runner and
apparently can't be made from local materials, so instead the aliens
sent plans for an FTL drive so the humans can come get the physical device. The humans install the FTL in the hull of a
sublight starship ship they were constructing to carry a few survivors
off planet. To conceal it's construction, the ship was being built
within and below the hulk of the old battleship Yamato which accounts
for it's appearance. Now, this jury rigged ship with an FTL drive that
the crew barely understands must break through the blockade of the solar system, travel 168,000 light years to the greater Magellanic cloud...and back,...and do it in a year if they are to have any hope of saving Earth....and the aliens will fight them every step of the way.
With such a large cast and sweeping story it might seem unlikely that the show would have much character development, but the writers really have managed the ensemble well thus far. In contrast to the single female crew member in the old show, several women have been added to or re-imagined into the old cast. This has actually added
a good deal of depth as they are, for the most part interesting and well written. Yamamoto, for instance is one of the best
realized female military officers since Van Dread's Meia Gisbourne from over a decade ago. Several of the enemy characters are quite interesting as well.
While it is not hard sci-fi by any means, the show also throws a good deal of actual science into several stories. The exact physics of their FTL is handwaved (by the fact that the crew really doesn't understand how it works), they work in bits of recent astronomy news and make a real effort to keep their non-FTL techno-babble grounded in actual physics, biology and IT speak.
Despite it's bleak premise, '2199 thus far, has managed to be remarkably optimistic and even inspiring. It has been quite intelligent as well, much more so than most sci-fi TV. Additionally, the show has done a far above average job of conveying a sense of
service professionalism and even the ethics of command and leadership.
About halfway in, Yamato 2199 has been superb, I'm crossing my fingers that they don't muck it up in the end.
Assuming they don't, I'm genuinely looking forward to seeing what the US version is going to be like.
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